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Hypocrites Against Obama - an unfunny “joke”
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The Danger of Lazy Spellers

First of all, don't you dare call me a Grammar Nazi.  I am an American.  You may call me a proud Grammerican if you like, but that would perpetuate the misspelling of "grammer", for those of you who even bother to read all the way through long words.

(This post is tongue in cheek, or "tong inn chic" for sum of yew.)

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I originally posted this on FB last Fall, for Veteran's Day.  So you'll notice some people's comments in the middle.  Yeah, it's long, but it's important and it should really open your mind, and spur you on to being better patriots, and better people.  Put aside your stupid hot dog and potato salad and read what your three-day weekend is really ( Read more... )

The C String - Some Thoughts from a Lady

In a game chat room, the subject had wandered from here to there, and stopped at exotic dancers and foreign (Romanian) currency.  Then one saucy friend challenged us with, "Maybe he could wear a C string !  Google that if you haven't heard of it"

OK, I'm intrigued now.  I didn't  Google it yesterday, because I ( Read more... )

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My little Double Miracle

I have struggled along with the Car From Hell the past few years. It's the third “Post Divorce Special”, as I call it, that I have driven since the divorce 13 years ago. I had the rattletrap about 7 years. It's a '96 Mercury Villager minivan that even God Himself was struggling to keep running and in one piece towards the ( Read more... )

What does this say about me?  
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So, I'm in KMart today looking for underwear and 1 other item.  I see the overhead sign for "Hosiery".  Isn't that the most archaic word? I contemplate that, and how children and immigrants probably have no idea what it means, as I walk over.  Nothing but socks.  Yes, I DO know what "hosiery" means, but I figured ( Read more... )

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I see on the side of my FB page an ad for Pepto-Bismol.  "Pukey-Pink" bottle and all.

And the slogan is:

"You have a birthday coming up. (which I do)  
And no one knows better than Pepto how things can get out of hand."

Really?  I've never met this Pepto chick, but I think I'd like to hang out with HER !  
She sounds like she knows how to ( Read more... )

Against Merry Christmas

Someone's Facebook status:  Just heard an employee was fired this afternoon at X's Wholesale for wishing a customer a "Merry Christmas" rather than "Happy Holidays."   What do you think of this?

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FIRED !   Wow, so much for free speech in this country, not to mention freedom OF religion.  It's more like a ( Read more... )

 A day in the life of a poverty-stricken MORON !

My day just turned to doo-doo. Lost the internet at my house - AGAIN, so I headed out to the library. Had had nothing to eat today, since there's zero food in the house, as usual. (Those cupboards just don't magically fill themselves!) So I drove thru BK. Forgot I have to park and use two hands to ( Read more... )